I’m very tall and quite pale, slightly big feet, skinny fingers. I’ll go out for a drink every Friday, and I make sure I shave a couple of times a week. Saturdays I like to stay in, and Sundays I enjoy a roast dinner. I shower everyday, and Monday to Friday I work full-time. After work I put my on dressing-gown and play computer games. When it’s cold I also wear slippers.

When the snow is out I wear a hat and scarf, and gloves too, I have a coat but it isn’t very warm, but then again it’s not good to be too warm, otherwise you’ll become ill. I never get ill. I like to eat fruit, two bananas every day with some oranges. Maybe a few grapes as well.

My wife used to make me delicious sandwiches, but that was until we found out wheat doesn’t agree with me. So instead she makes me delicious stir-frys. I love tomatoes, they even make kebabs taste fresh.

I used to love takeaways, chicken was my life, but now its only a part of it. I’m not a fan of potatoes, though I like chips with salt and ketchup, and roast potatoes with gravy. However mashed potato and boiled potatoes are disgusting.

I tend to watch films and play computer games at the same time. There is never enough time to do both separately. If someone finds a way to freeze time without freezing the TV set, I’ll be very happy. 1st world problems are great.

I listen to the Beatles, they are one of the only bands that will never be forgotten. Sometimes I increase the volume on my headphones until my ears ring, I know its not good for you, but it gets you closer to the music.

I like long showers, especially when I gradually turn up the heat until it burns. However I find brushing my teeth quite a chore. I wish yellow teeth were socially acceptable.

I am working in a 9 till 5 office job, and wonder if I’ll be doing this for the rest of my life. I hope not.