I think today is just one of those days.  Its bad enough that the sunshine and warmth from the weekend has disappeared, but whats even worse is that I didn’t even get to shower this morning.  I’m now sitting in the office feeling quite disgusting.

Some people say that the most important part of your morning is breakfast, but a real person like me would say it’s having a shower.  If you miss breakfast then you just treat yourself to a larger lunch, but if you miss a shower then you’re stuck for the rest of the day feeling grotty.  You can’t really stick your head down the office toilets, it’s just not the same.

Now I’m not trying to blame anyone for my lack of a shower, I’m man enough to admit that it was all my fault, and I’m taking full responsiblity for it.  But you see with the clocks going forward on Sunday, I woke up this morning feeling slightly strange.  I think with my routine being tampered with I was feeling more tired than usual, so I decided to have a bit of a lay-in.  But by the time I woke up again my brother was in the shower, and I had no time to wait for him.

I tried to compensate by having a shave, but I still felt horrible and grotty.  I also put on a ton of deodorant, but it doesn’t fix the fact that my hair feels horribly and terribly greasy. 

So this morning I’ve learnt one valuable lesson.  The next time I have a lay-in and miss my place in the shower, instead of going to work feeling greasy and horrible, I should just call in sick and go back to bed.  I prefer the easy life anyway.