Corncakes mmmmmm

I love corncakes, but they’re quite new to me. Before that i loved popcorn, it was a food I could eat all day, but I didn’t want diabetes so I only ate in moderation. Corncakes however are just as addictive as popcorn and they’re quite healthy too.

Apparently they are 97% fat free, have 10% dietary fibre (whatever that means) and are gluten free as well.

Why do I think corncakes are the new black? Too be honest I don’t know, as I don’t really understand the phrase. Has black ever been cool? I have no idea. How can something literally or metaphorly be the new black? It just doesn’t make sense. Oh well, I guess this can go on the list of the many mysteries surrounding life.

One complaint with these corncakes is that you get the occasional stale cake. I don’t understand how a packet can have mostly perfect cakes and the odd few stale ones, but oh well. That’ll be another one on the list of life’s mysteries.

And if the tabloids decide to show an article tomorrow claiming corncakes cause heart disease/cancer/impotence then I’ll be very unhappy. Can I finally stuff my face with food without worrying about the repercussions later? Thankyou.