I know this isn’t really an achievement, and I’m not sure what all the fuss is about, but I can eat an entire pineapple and the burn doesn’t bother me.  

It may not sound like much, but whenever I tell that to anyone I get a look of astonishment. 

“You don’t mind the burn?!” 

 It’s not like I’m bathing myself in lava or anything, but still, if people find that impressive I guess it’s best to just lap it up.