Once upon a time, an idiot got on the train at the very first carriage. For no apparent reason, as the train started moving, he decided he wanted to walk all the way to  the other end.  

The train was packed full of morning commuters, there wasn’t much room to get past anyone, but that didn’t stop him. He didn’t care that he had to barge his way through, much to the annoyance of his fellow passengers. He grumbled the occasional “excuse me”, but manners were clearly not on the agenda today. This man, in all manner of speaking, was clearly just an idiot.

There is no ending to this story Unfortunately, this is a rant based on a true event, and I have no way of knowing why he needed to walk to the end of the train. 

All I know is that he was an inconsiderate idiot. I only wish there was a toll for every carriage he walked through.