Maybe I Should be Obese

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There are many benefits to working hard and achieving something, to earn what you have and to be proud of what you achieve, to be somebody your parents can be proud of, to be the very best that you can be. But – sitting infront of the TV and eating a pizza can be equally as joyful, and it takes a lot less effort.

If for some reason I wanted to be considered a hardman and generally feared by the general public, I could go to the Gym every day and sweat my socks off until I become someone like Arnold Schwarzenegger or The Rock, but why go through the effort when there is a proven alternative?

I could just grow a beard, wear a pair of sunglasses, wear a black t-shirt, get a tattoo of a skull on my arm, buy a Harley Davidson and smoke a cigar. Now I’m a Hells Angel. Easy.

It seems the obese are not only great in size, they are also great at doing nothing. They have it all figured out.

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