Airports bring the worse out in people.  Do you find that airport passengers look so tired and ugly? They don’t look where they are going and lose all consideration, even for their travelling companions. They have their oversized neck pillows with their ridiculous headphones.  They clutter up the isles in Boots and WHSmith just to buy tat for the plane. They have faces like smacked arses.  Nobody is enjoying themselves, and yet they are all here by choice. They are idiots.